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STOP ACTA!

Alien Species (1996)


Alien Species is one of the films in the Mills Creek collection that I can only give a very concise review of... stay away! The film makes Sci Fi Channel originals look like masterpieces, it makes homemade Youtube videos look like the work of an Oscar winning director, and it gives you an idea of what mental torture would be like. Watching the first 15 minutes of this film might be the hardest thing I have ever had to sit through, everything from the acting, the story, to the "special effects" is so bad that it's almost as if the creators of this film had never seen another movie in their lives.

I've seen cheesy horror films from the 50's with more going for them, this film is seriously an insult to the industry. I then had to fast forward through the rest of the this 92 minute borefest periodically pausing to see if it ever became even slightly better, it didn't. If anyone can seriously sit through 92 minutes of this film they'd either have to be in a coma, or need to seriously examine the usefulness of their life if they have to time to actually watch this. This is one of those films I don't know who to feel more sorry for, the guy who decided to include this in the Mills Creek collection (who probably no longer has a job), or the people stupid enough to make this film. The only silver lining is I've discovered a new form of torture for terrorist prisoners and it's playing this film on a constant loop.

What I Learned:

- Movies can be used as torture.

0/10


1 Comment:

sidewalkmailbox said...

hahahahaha ill stay away from this one

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